Kaiser Sweeper

German football analysis with a focus on the Bundesliga.

UEFA Champions League Group Stage Draw

28th August 2014

cristianosronaldo:

Group A: Atletico Madrid, Juventus, Olympiacos FC, Malmö FF
Group B: Real Madrid CF,  FC Basel, Liverpool FC, PFC Ludogorets
Group C: SL Benfica, Football Club Zenit, Bayer 04 Leverkusen, AS Monaco FC
Group D: Arsenal FC, Borussia Dortmund, Galatasaray, RSC Anderlecht
Group E: FC Bayern München, Manchester City FC, CSKA Moskva, AS Roma
Group F: FC Barcelona, Paris Saint-Germain, AFC Ajax, Apoel FC
Group G: Chelsea FC, FC Schalke 04, Sporting CP, NK Maribor
Group H: FC Porto, FC Shakhtar Donetsk, Athletic Club, FC Bate Borisov

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24th August 2014


Matchday 1 Results:
Bayern Munich 2-1 Wolfsburg Borussia Dortmund 0-2 Bayer LeverkusenBorussia Mönchengladbach 1-1 Stuttgart Eintracht Frankfurt 1-0 FreiburgHannover 2-1 Schalke  Hertha Berlin 2-2 Werder Bremen  Hoffenheim 2-0 Augsburg Köln 0-0 Hamburger SVPaderborn 2-2 Mainz
Top of the Table: Bayer Leverkusen, Hoffenheim // Top Scorer: Julian Schieber (Hertha Berlin)

Matchday 1 Results:
Bayern Munich 2-1 Wolfsburg Borussia Dortmund 0-2 Bayer LeverkusenBorussia Mönchengladbach 1-1 Stuttgart Eintracht Frankfurt 1-0 FreiburgHannover 2-1 Schalke  Hertha Berlin 2-2 Werder Bremen  Hoffenheim 2-0 Augsburg Köln 0-0 Hamburger SVPaderborn 2-2 Mainz
Top of the Table: Bayer Leverkusen, Hoffenheim // Top Scorer: Julian Schieber (Hertha Berlin)

Matchday 1 Results:

Bayern Munich 2-1 Wolfsburg
Borussia Dortmund 0-2 Bayer Leverkusen
Borussia Mönchengladbach 1-1 Stuttgart
Eintracht Frankfurt 1-0 Freiburg
Hannover 2-1 Schalke
Hertha Berlin 2-2 Werder Bremen
Hoffenheim 2-0 Augsburg
Köln 0-0 Hamburger SV
Paderborn 2-2 Mainz

Top of the Table: Bayer Leverkusen, Hoffenheim // Top Scorer: Julian Schieber (Hertha Berlin)

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11th August 2014

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11th August 2014


Miroslav Klose announces his retirement from international football! Thank you for all the effort you have put into each and every game, in order to make each and every world and euro cup special for all of those watching. We will never forget your famous flips on the pitch. We salute you. You truly are a football legend.

Miroslav Klose announces his retirement from international football! Thank you for all the effort you have put into each and every game, in order to make each and every world and euro cup special for all of those watching. We will never forget your famous flips on the pitch. We salute you. You truly are a football legend.

Miroslav Klose announces his retirement from international football! Thank you for all the effort you have put into each and every game, in order to make each and every world and euro cup special for all of those watching. We will never forget your famous flips on the pitch. We salute you. You truly are a football legend.

(Source: leepaceily)

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Kaiser Sweeper’s Top 5 World Cup Moments

15th July 2014

When we posted right after the group stage about Germany’s route to the final, there was of course a great deal of hope and belief that the Germans could lift the trophy at the end. Even with some worrying performances and injury concerns early, still a feeling lingered that this tournament was there for the taking, and that Germany was undoubtedly going to be one of the teams to step up to claim it.

What we didn’t expect was the matches that followed. It started with an extremely tough match against an impressive Algeria. Next came the rather blah affair versus France that didn’t make either team look like world beaters. Because of those results, Germany weren’t given much hope going into the semifinals … but it seems no one told the Germans that. They gave us the match of the tournament: a 7-1 drubbing of the home nation, a defeat that will be remembered in the history of this sport for its sheer improbability.

That match changed everything. Suddenly it became obvious that Germany were more than a bunch of great players—they were one team who all believed in each other. That showed in the final, when Schürrle crossed to Götze without even looking for him. He knew Mario would be there and that he would do something great. And he did.

So, without further ado, Kaiser Sweeper’s top 5 moments of the World Cup:

  1. Japanese fans cleaning up after themselves before leaving the stadium. YOU ARE AWESOME AND WE LOVE YOU.
  2. The giant cricket that landed on James Rodriguez’s arm. I will literally never forget that, nor will I stop imagining the bug is his friend and helps him score goals. Thanks, Pixar.
  3. Everything involving Fabian Johnson. The handsomeness cannot be contained.
  4. Neuer finally getting over his prudishness and appearing shirtless.
  5. Klose becoming the all-time leading World Cup goal scorer … and all he cares about is his team won, because that’s the kind of amazing dude he is.

I think that wraps it up. Oh, wait a minute, let me just include a little something:

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DEUTSCHLAND, 2014 WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS!!!!!

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